Definitions by the junk puncher

Lizzard Sniffer 

person who likes to smell reptile like penis

I got the herpes and now all these lizzard sniffers are after me!

Lizzard Sniffer by the junk puncher April 30, 2009

Dirty Dootson 

A person who will whisper your cock as he reaches around and steals your money! a.k.a. Walter P. Dootson

That dirty cock whisperer took every penny I had by performing a Dirty Dootson!

Dirty Dootson by the junk puncher April 30, 2009