the junk puncher's definitions

Lizzard Sniffer

person who likes to smell reptile like penis

I got the herpes and now all these lizzard sniffers are after me!

by the junk puncher April 30, 2009

Dirty Dootson

A person who will whisper your cock as he reaches around and steals your money! a.k.a. Walter P. Dootson

That dirty cock whisperer took every penny I had by performing a Dirty Dootson!

by the junk puncher April 30, 2009