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Illusory ass

A seating position used by people with the lack of an ass to make it appear as though they have one. Involves curving the back forward, while leaving the ass in a normal seated positron.

Even though she really had no ass, the illusory ass position made it look like she did.

by The guy September 13, 2016

lennox lewis

Awesome boxer who can beat up all, except dirtycup

Lewis destroyed Tyson in the fight

by the guy September 22, 2003

kablastafucked

when in you are in such a bad position that no matter what u do it will turn out bad for u and others.

fuck dude, we are kablastafucked.

by the guy March 13, 2005