Definitions by the great googlio

Timber Turd 

When one is sitting taking a shit, his turd is so solid all the way down to where it touches the bottom of the toilet and is still connected to the rectum, and one stands up and the turd falls over and hits him in the nuts, and then one yells timber

I have to go take a poop.....
(10 minutes later)
TIMBER!!!!
thats a timber turd

Timber Turd by the great googlio October 10, 2009