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Nesting

The act of draping sheets of toilet paper between the toilet seat and toilet bowl until one has created a net in which to catch one's poop so that no defecation sound ("poop plunk") is audible to potential boyfriends sitting in the other room.
roommate A: "hey, we're out of toilet paper again, and the toilet is horribly clogged, whats up with that?"

roommate B: "oh, that must be Tanya. She can't go unless she's nesting."
by the flossful dodger March 7, 2010
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