the english aussie's definitions

Bush Mode

The efficient process of turning yourself from a homosapien or homoneanderthal to a bush, via a leaf.
Step 1:
Gather the leaf of a bush
Step 2:
Crouch
Step 3:
Hold the leaf close to and directly infront of your face.
Step 4:
Shout : “BUSH MODE ACTIVATE” it has to be in an Australian accent.

You: BUSH MODE ACTIVATE
Friend: Woah bro where did you go?

by the english aussie May 31, 2018