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In a manner strikingly similar to Arabian Goggles, the strapping young lad whips out his genitalia and places his nutsack on the neck of a waiting female, with his dick facing up toward her chin. In this way, the delighted female's neck will resemble that of a turkey.
"Girl, I'm going to turkey-neck the shit out of you."
"Every day's Thanksgiving with a good old fashioned turkey-neck!"
"Every day's Thanksgiving with a good old fashioned turkey-neck!"
by the drunken asshole April 11, 2010
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