3 definitions by the cooler kid

a pathetic asshole who picks on people wimpier than him
he generally has no life or friends
oh, and most people hate him
(sometimes referred to as a 'shitpickle')
dude: god damn! erica is SUCH a shit penis
otherdude; i know! yesterday she stepped on my doritos after her shit penis friend kicked them out of my hands!
dude: what shit penises
by the cooler kid August 3, 2008
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the act of practicing witchcraft at night
what the wickens practice

chris: dude, did you see that?
jim: see what?
chris: the wickens are doing some weird shit
jim: oh, thats just wetrocy
by the cooler kid August 4, 2008
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a person who practices witchcraft
usually a hippie-like person
they're often found sitting under trees in fields by parks
and can be blamed for bad things happening
jim: shit man! what happened to my computer?!?! its acting all weird!
joe: i dunno.. it was probably the wickens that fucked it up
jim: oh... that explains it
by the cooler kid August 4, 2008
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