remotesmanship

The art of switching back and forth through channels using the previous channel button. Widely used when watching two or more sporting events at the same time. Points are awarded if you can switch back to the channel at the precise time at which play begins.

Dave was practicing notable remotesmanship while he was spectating both the football game and the basketball game.

by the cat's gravy January 11, 2008

cock cork

Anti-producer/STD system . A condom.

I have to go grab a box of cock corks for tomorrow night's party.

Throw on a cork before you fork.

by the cat's gravy February 22, 2007