Definitions by the big D

gerber meat 

A small penis with foreskin, usually dirty and nasty looking.

Taylor Forb has gerber meat so his girlfriend did not want to give him a bj

gerber meat by The BIg D January 30, 2014

palycock 

the act of sexualy FUCKING yourself with a screwdriver

justin was palycocking last night, what a freak

palycock by the big D July 23, 2004