Definitions by the bats

Fife

a word used in a random conversation when you have nothing else to talk about and you wanna be funny

Bat 1: you wanna know whats a really funny word
Bat 2: what?
Bat 1: FIFE
Bat 2: bat 1, you are completely retarded

Fife by the bats April 5, 2003

peeker 

When you have to take a big crap, however, you are no where close to a toilet and it starts "peeking" out of the butt hole.

Bat 1: oh man i gotta take a crap
Bat 2: dude, we are in the middle of nowhere
Bat 1: i know, but this ones a peeker!

peeker by the bats April 5, 2003