Definitions by the bargain hunters

etta machetta 

(adj.) A ghetto looking, ratchat, stinky, hoe or douche bag, commonly spotted at wal mart, that think they own the world. Can be male or female, any ethnicity;

pronounced etta mah-chetta
the opposite of classy.

Oh god, there goes those etta machettas!
I don't want to go to that store, there swarmin' with etta machettas.

etta machetta by the bargain hunters May 11, 2014