Definitions by the amphibian messiah

dentist 

a dentist is an evil sadistic person who likes 2 make your mouth bleed and lecture you about dental hygiene (which is worse?) in league with fellow sadistic creep, the orthodontist.

my blasted dentist likes to LOUDLY talk about cutting things out of my mouth while he has his hands in my mouth. one of these days im going to bite him.

dentist by the amphibian messiah October 1, 2005

lohan episode

a lohan episode is when skinny and/or anorexic girl says a thing like "im not thin!" named for a magazine article in which lohan stated (in her present form) that there are a lot of girls out there who are thinner than she and that she's not that thin. yeah right.

one time i heard this ridiculously skinny girl say "im really not very thin!" she was really having a lohan episode

lohan episode by the amphibian messiah September 19, 2005