the Crumpet's definitions

edicius

pseudo latin name meaning suicide

edicius looked at himself in the mirror and what he saw was death

by the Crumpet July 13, 2004

phft

a sound made of a quick outburst of air with the front teeth touching the inside lower lip to indicate contempt or mild outrage. the t is silent

phft.. - watever.. who gives?
phft! - how DARE you!

by the Crumpet July 9, 2004

telly tubbies

the pastel-coloured spawns of Satan

run for your souls! the tellytubbies are descending upon us over the hills!

by the Crumpet July 8, 2004