the Crumpet's definitions

telly tubbies

the pastel-coloured spawns of Satan

run for your souls! the tellytubbies are descending upon us over the hills!

by the Crumpet July 8, 2004

edicius

pseudo latin name meaning suicide

edicius looked at himself in the mirror and what he saw was death

by the Crumpet July 13, 2004

phft

a sound made of a quick outburst of air with the front teeth touching the inside lower lip to indicate contempt or mild outrage. the t is silent

phft.. - watever.. who gives?
phft! - how DARE you!

by the Crumpet July 9, 2004