1 definition by the dick of the school

Extremely fucked up, to the point where you remember this word and scream it. Wrecked to the point where this word actually fits your status.

frequently used after taking several large hits of marijuana, or about 20 minutes after taking many shots thinking you could handle it.
guy1: yo, you were killin it takin shots earlier

guy2: I'm FINKED!

....or....

immediately after you milk a bong rip you are FINKED
by the dick of the school November 10, 2010
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