Saryn

One of the most sarcastic people you will ever meet. A Saryn is a great listener and a gorgeous friend. If you ever meet a Saryn, don't let her go. Make the first move. Tell her that she's beautiful. Beware that a Saryn will also send you a rejection letter equivalent to one from Harvard.
I really wish my girlfriend was a Saryn...
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