that retarded nerd weeb mix's definitions

masturabate

When you fuck yourself. Don't do this. Doing so gives you "auto-sexuality", or "homosexuality" except it's with yourself, shown by the latin root "auto". Many still say, however, that this practice has benifits good enough like cumming, or nutting and enjoyment to make it worth the autosexuality.

Me: I just masturabated. Feels SO FUCKING GOOD.
Friend: Now you're autosexual! Look what you've done!
Me: Worth It!

by that retarded nerd weeb mix June 15, 2018