cuntmaster

definition 1- someone who steals your trail mix
definition 2- AKA mastercunt, known as the biggest cunt ever
definition 3- someone who spills beer on your DDR Pad, and masturbates with your favorite shirt, while watching colbert report

damn, i was trying to fuck this girl then i found out she was a cuntmaster, oh my god.

by teen wolf and jesus christ August 01, 2010

Sir Dickington

A name used to describe an individual who is both fancy and hungry for the cock

Wow, Sir Dickington over there sure looks flamboyant today

by teen wolf and jesus christ November 18, 2009