Definitions by taser police

dtmb 

short for "DON'T TASE ME BRO!". Andrew Meyer got his ass OWNED at UL. hilarious. youtube that shiz.

"why am I being arrested?
arggh!!
don't tase me bro!! (DTMB)
ahh!!
OWW!!
OWW!!
OWW!!
**crying like a baby**
OWW!!
AGHH!!"

dtmb by taser police October 6, 2007