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A mystical pie thought to give anyone who eats it the vocal power of Serj Tankian, the god of soaD operas.
Jonas: hey bro have you seen that mystical kitchen video?
Asher: oh yeahh, serj was so dumbfounded by that banana terracotta pie. i want to get my hands on it and eat it
Fiona: you know what else i wanna get my hands on and eat?
Jonas & Asher: AYOOOOOOOOOOOO
Asher: oh yeahh, serj was so dumbfounded by that banana terracotta pie. i want to get my hands on it and eat it
Fiona: you know what else i wanna get my hands on and eat?
Jonas & Asher: AYOOOOOOOOOOOO
by system of a table December 30, 2025
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