1 definition by swipers anonymous

(n)
a person who’s job it is to "confiscate" peoples personal belongings (such as: cell phones, iPODS, cameras etc) during the duration of the school day, this person requires that you bring your parent into school to get it back for you.

A swiper usually has “swipey sense” which alerts him/ her whenever a group of students happen to have out their phones and/ or iPODS.
kid on phone " yeah for sure we can hangout tonight"
random student " OH NO SWIPER, PUT AWAY YOUR PHONE!"
swiper " i'll be taking that! make sure your parent comes to school to retrieve it for you"
kid on phone " but, but, but I NEED THAT"
swiper: "well, isn't that just too bad"

... and so the story goes.
by swipers anonymous May 19, 2007
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