sweet potato bumpkin's definitions

Dandelion

Men or women too afraid to order a sandwich without a gun in their pants. Of little egos who can only get a boost from gun toting. Who think the second amendment means semi-automatic weapons for deer hunting, and believe it take more courage not to show emotion than it does to be yourself. Generally anyone who thinks hyper masculinity equals strength, and education is a weakness. Dandy, and Lion but basically a weed. The antithesis of "snowflake". Act strong, thinks thier're something, but in reality they are a weak weed, that like the dandelion, pony's on to the wind's strength to spead, having no real power of their own.

" Ah man that dandelion thinks he needs a gun even to buy a sandwich", " Dude, stop being a dandelion and blaming Obama, when your income went up because of him", " Man Donald Trump is a Dandelion, all bluster, but no brain", " I looked out at a sea of Dandelions waiting to be plucked, believing anything they are told as long as you tell them how great they are, especailly if they're not"

by sweet potato bumpkin January 3, 2017