Definitions by sven Goodfield

doucheapotamus  

Noun: a person who is such a douche that thier dochebaggery can only be surpassed by that of the douchewhale. See also Ashton

"god Max is such a doucheapotamus when asked an A or B question he answers with C."

doucheapotamus by sven Goodfield April 16, 2009