*farts*

While chatting via texting or chat room and you want to let people know that you have passed gas, this is normally used.
You: " So I was playing Battle Toads yester-"
Friend: "*farts*"
You: "<_<"
by superawesomedragon April 14, 2009
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Taxes

Every year you gotta take it up the butt from your government and pay them to do their job. <_<
Government: *takes money*
Me: NOOO!
Government: It's called taxes bitch!
by superawesomedragon April 15, 2009
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