Definitions by super smooth dude

returd 

A retard that often shits his pants wich makes him smell like a sloppy turd.

Seano: Oi Jimmy, do u smell a juicy corn log?

Jimmy: I sure do, what do u think it could be?

Returd: Duuurrrkkaaa burrr (retard noises)

Seano: Theres your answer, a stinky returd.

returd by super smooth dude January 2, 2006