1 definition by super smooth dude

A retard that often shits his pants wich makes him smell like a sloppy turd.
Seano: Oi Jimmy, do u smell a juicy corn log?

Jimmy: I sure do, what do u think it could be?

Returd: Duuurrrkkaaa burrr (retard noises)

Seano: Theres your answer, a stinky returd.
by super smooth dude January 3, 2006
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