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ribcockoplasty

The process of having ribs removed and then getting one put in your cock, enabling solo pleasure like never before.

(from a conversation with Prince and the surgeon)
patient: 'surgeon, can i have a ribcockoplasty?'
surgeon: 'i'm not sure thats in the plastic surgery book'
patient: 'i''ve got 200 grand. i'm a rich rock star'
surgeon: 'oh, hold on i seem to have found it...'
patient: 'nice one'

by street hawkins April 13, 2009