AUSSIE

people born in AUSTRALIA.

they speak too fast & their accent is ridiculous!

most of them are nice & not racist. some are really arrogant & stupid.

they love to ask, "HOW U GOING?" and tourists often answer, "BY BUS."

this pipols don't cares if you're nots goods is ENGLISH. (if u care, ur not aussie!)

they dont laugh when indians speak english, sometimes i guess.. ^^

they're not avid fans of basketball coz they LOVE FOOTY <3

they hit the booze every weekends.

most of them are good drivers. if u see someone speeding, that someone isnt AUSSIE. prolly an ALIEN or TERRORIST-looking people.

when they reached 18, they separate houses from their parents. they wonder why asians dont.

i reckon almost all aussies LOVE DOGS! <3

they love vegemite! (yuck! but respect to that)

im not aussie. but i LOVE them coz i got lovely aussie friends! <3 OI OI OI.. oink! ^.^

AUSSIE: G'DAY MATE!
ME: (smiles)
AUSSIE: HOW U GOIN MATE?
ME: UMMM.... WHAT DO U MEAN?

lol.. LOVE AUSSIES! <3

by stranger ^^ January 10, 2011