1 definition by straight up loser

a guy who is huge and scary and also a creeper. he knows everyone's phone numbers and addresses and is always wasted and high. he is ugly and his girlfriend usually has a HUGE ass.
Guy 1: his girlfriend has a huge ass!
Guy 2: HIS NAME MUST BE VATS!
by straight up loser July 15, 2009
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