A steaming turd produced by a hard night on the cans and curry or kebabs. Grog bogs occur the day after any given night where alcohol has been consumed to excessive levels. It is a foul, black, hot, sticky and large poo or series of poo's that are an essential part of the body's detox process
"hey mate, i let fly a couple of grog bogs at work this morning, man they were violent, i'm glad i got all that seedy $7 oxford street curry and those 23 schooners out of my system, im as right as rain now"
by storkman January 15, 2008
A game played whereby one person puts their hands down their pants, fondles their cock and then proceeds to rub their hand onto an unsuspecting persons face.
1. "I was walking to the kitchen yesterday and Sebastian jumped out from behind the wall and got me square in the face, what a fag"
2. "Cockhands!"
2. "Cockhands!"
by storkman January 16, 2008