splitting the beard

When a female parts her vaginal lips either to piss or to have things inserted in her!
Tanya love splitting the beard when she went for a piss!!
by steven Dressel April 14, 2008
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like a dog's nose sniffing under a fence

When u feel the need to shit and ur shit is poking out of your arsehole
Raymond could feel his bowels moving. The shit was gonna come out. " I need to find a toilet, it must look like a dog's nose sniffing under a fence!"
by Steven Dressel May 03, 2008
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