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hot girl tour

after a hot girl turns 18 in the US, if she is not from LA, NYC, or miami then she will usually travel to all 3 of these cities and live in each one until about the age of 30. during this time she will put herself on display and usually try to land a rich husband that will allow her to never work a day in her life, but the vast majority fail at doing so and wind up living back at their parents house or working an awful job in marketing with a creepy boss.

some variations of the hot girl tour include london or paris, especially if they bagged a student visa. if london was a part of the hot girl tour, they usually return to the US with a fake accent.
you didn't know naomi's accent was fake? she picked it up in london during her hot girl tour.
by steg0saur February 8, 2023
mugGet the hot girl tourmug.

goy angst

a feeling of deep anxiety or dread caused one or more of the following: overwhelming credit card debt, poor life decisions, inability to maintain independence, poor diet consisting of mostly goy slop resulting in poor health and obesity, lack of activity beyond netflix binges, and other typical gentile behaviors.
while everyone is susceptible to experiencing angst over any of these situations, this type of angst is goy angst when a gentile blames all these personal issues on the jewish population and insists that all jews are conspiring against the goyim to enforce a new world order of feudalism. holocaust denial is also a common sign of goy angst.
dante's hatred for the jews is just goy angst: he's broke, lives with his parents, diabetic, has no health insurance, and spends the majority of his time watching netflix while eating bacon cheeseburgers and drinking coors light
by steg0saur March 7, 2023
mugGet the goy angstmug.

jap tantrum

a condition affecting approximately 96.47% of the jewish american princess population, but capable of affecting rich, spoiled females of any background. symptoms include irritability, yelling, screaming, crying, harsh insults directed at others, binge eating, binge drinking, binge shopping, calling daddy, and/or disbanding of relationships.
last night i called an uberpool instead of an uber and naomi threw a jap tantrum. needless to say, we don't talk anymore.
by steg0saur November 13, 2017
mugGet the jap tantrummug.

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