steg0saur's definitions

traffic lights

a rare phenomena in which a woman has produced all 3 colours of a traffic light in her toilet. can only occur if she has her period, her pee is yellow, and for some reason she had one of those green shits.

girl: oh man! i dropped my glasses in the toilet the other day and it was after i filled it with everything a girl could possibly fill it with!

guy: oh, you mean had traffic lights?

girl: what?!?! where did you get that word?

by steg0saur September 29, 2008

nutley

adj. when something is drenched in nut (cum, spunk, spooge, semen) or resembling something that is drenched in nut. an object that is nutley may be stiff, sticky, have a strong bleach scent, or have splattered stains on it.

that's a very nutley dress you're wearing, monica

by steg0saur January 11, 2018

hot girl tour

after a hot girl turns 18 in the US, if she is not from LA, NYC, or miami then she will usually travel to all 3 of these cities and live in each one until about the age of 30. during this time she will put herself on display and usually try to land a rich husband that will allow her to never work a day in her life, but the vast majority fail at doing so and wind up living back at their parents house or working an awful job in marketing with a creepy boss.

some variations of the hot girl tour include london or paris, especially if they bagged a student visa. if london was a part of the hot girl tour, they usually return to the US with a fake accent.

you didn't know naomi's accent was fake? she picked it up in london during her hot girl tour.

by steg0saur February 8, 2023