1 definition by squirt boating mofo

the process where one jizzes on a girls tits and then proceeds to motorboat them
John: "Did you see that new nurse on 9 West?"
Justin: "Shit yeah dude, I'd love to take her squirt boating sometime!"
John: "What the hell is squirt boating?"
Justin: "Look it up on Urban Dictionary, you sorry ass chode."
by squirt boating mofo March 27, 2014
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