cockfax report

much like a carfax report, this one tells how usable a guy's cock is based on a combination of size, skill, and history

girl 1:That boy is cute! I wonder what his cockfax report looks like...

girl 2:Oh, you don't want that one. I heard it has been in a few too many "accidents!"

by square hole with a round peg March 30, 2010

irritain

A mash-up of irritate and entertain.

Man, Katie needs to stop irritaining. She's funny, but it's mostly annoying.

by square hole with a round peg March 06, 2011