2 definitions by sports turtle

Schlurp

The sound a girl makes when she performs fellatio with gratuitous amounts of saliva in her mouth.

I was enjoying the schlurp until she started drooling on my thigh.

by sports turtle November 22, 2010

Troll Patch

The squirrelly looking patch of facial hair that occurs at the bottom of the chin, often accompanied by a soul patch. Often seen on hipsters and other too-cool-for-school types.

That guy with the soul patch and troll patch looks like he could be a trumpet player, but I'm sure he's not really good at anything.

by sports turtle February 12, 2011