Definitions by spanky patterson

alaskan turnpike 

the act of shitting in a condom, freezing it, then proceeding to use the frozen condom as a dildo.

my girlfriend lost her dildo, so we decided to hop on the alaskan turnpike.

alaskan turnpike by spanky patterson January 10, 2011

jean green 

the .2 on your lap after rolling up, usually while in a car.

dude there was so much fuckin' jean green on my lap i coulda twisted another fatty.

jean green by spanky patterson January 10, 2011