Definitions by spanky patterson

alaskan turnpike

the act of shitting in a condom, freezing it, then proceeding to use the frozen condom as a dildo.

my girlfriend lost her dildo, so we decided to hop on the alaskan turnpike.

the .2 on your lap after rolling up, usually while in a car.

dude there was so much fuckin' jean green on my lap i coulda twisted another fatty.