Definitions by southern shed squad

beard your mum 

too fool an oponent into beliving an untruth. also insult

when a friend is looking for somthing tell them "its behind you" when you know it isnt, as they turn round you proclaim, beard your mum.

beard your mum by southern shed squad June 30, 2006

spunk spitting gutter slut

a dirty slutty lady who, as she speaks may shower you in another mans sieman

shes a right spunk spitting gutter slut.

spunk spitting gutter slut by southern shed squad June 30, 2006