slackage

The degree to which someone is slacking.
At my current rate of slackage, I'll eventually drop out of college in about two years and become a homeless bum after being disowned by my parents. I'll live in a cardboard box in the Yukon territory, then get mauled to death in the wilderness, as punishment for my slacking off.
by someone took my name =| May 06, 2006
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hobgobbler

A glutton. One who wolfs down food in a virtuosic or beastly manner.
Takeru Kobayashi is such a hobgobbler. How the hell can a 172- pound Japanese man down 49 hot dogs?

Get your face outta the pudding, you hobgobbler!
by someone took my name =| May 06, 2006
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