2 definitions by someone stole my name
The act and/or result of a man taking such a large shit that it ice-creams beyond the water level while simultaneously pushing against the ejaculatory gland in the rectum hard enough to make the man ejaculate(cum like a stallion) on the peak of the newly formed shit mountain, creating a brown and white massive volcano shit
by someone stole my name February 13, 2014
The condition suffered by those who channel-surf too quickly, and pass by their favourite commercial or sitcom punchline without stopping.
Derek: "Shit danny, go back to that commercial, its funny"
(Danny panics to control his button-addicted fingers)
Danny: "Im trying! Im trying!"
Derek: "Sh*t Danny, you missed it. F*ck! F*ck you - I hate you"
Danny: "Fuck brah, you've got a serious case of Tv Tourette's"
Derek: "I'd kill you if I didn't have a cougar crush on your Mother."
(Danny panics to control his button-addicted fingers)
Danny: "Im trying! Im trying!"
Derek: "Sh*t Danny, you missed it. F*ck! F*ck you - I hate you"
Danny: "Fuck brah, you've got a serious case of Tv Tourette's"
Derek: "I'd kill you if I didn't have a cougar crush on your Mother."
by someone stole my name October 21, 2009