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The pussy sort where fat and ugly men get a chance to play with balls and touch each other! Also it isn't unknown for football players to get on top of each other!
Fat Guy: Dude, do you play american football?
Cool Guy: No, I'm not gay and i can run for more than 5 seconds.
Cool Guy: No, I'm not gay and i can run for more than 5 seconds.
by soccerguy May 10, 2008
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