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A term a male may use to refer to another male who has slept with the same female as them. It could be a long time friend or a random guy. Being hoebros doesn't require a friendship between the two men, just as siblings aren't required to like each other, hoebros enjoy the same rights.
John: I got so wasted over the weekend, I actually slept with Jill from high school.

Jack: What? Jill and I hooked up like 5 months ago!

John: Aye thats my hoebro!
by so Swayzy October 1, 2022
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An individual that is swayzy is typically perceived as smooth, calm and collected, and may even be notably quiet; but a swayzy individual has an ever increasingly crazy side. When you meet them, you may believe they are humorous, sly, and chill. Overtime, however, usually several months, their crazy comes to surface in 3 or more ways (paranoid, explosive temper, lack of emotion, ect). Their crazy could be explosive anger issues, or it could be full-blown psychopathy. An individual is not swayzy if their crazy comes to surface in under 3 months or "all comes out at once." They are masters of concealing their crazy until they have you around their finger. Swayzy people struggle to maintain relationships without massive manipulation on a regular basis. They are different than standard "crazy" because of their personal knowledge they're crazy and their cunnung tactics to hide their true craziness by means of gaslighting or whatever else. You realize someone is crazy usually sooner than later whereas someone "swayzy" is realized later than sooner.
"He was such a nice guy, but after we moved in together, I realized he was fucking swayzy."

"I'm a good person but I'm naturally swayzy and it always destroys my relationships."
by so Swayzy November 30, 2020
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