Definitions by smoking the uncle mark pack 🚬🚬

David 

1. A man who looks like a turtle and acts like a dumbass.
2. Big asf but acts like a pussy and will snitch on people especially if their name is Damion.
3. Claims to talk to hella bitches.

1. Did u see that turtle,he’s such a David.
2. David took my bitches. 😔😔

David by smoking the uncle mark pack 🚬🚬 May 7, 2022