Definitions by slanty eyed sam

dike master flex 

1. A lesbian who has not got her pussy touched in years. Basically, she has cobwebs and/or bats roaming in her old, flappy, dust-ridden, vagina.

2. An obese, cow-like bitchwhore who's only sources of pleasure are eating three buckets of KFC and sticking Hershey bars (with Almonds, dark chocolate will do) up her dirty sanchez asshole.

Steve: Suzy is such a dike master flex, no one would ever touch her dry-to-the-bone pussy willow.

dike master flex by slanty eyed sam August 20, 2008