mud crotch

When a girl wipes back to front and pieces of poo get stuck in her pubes.
I was about to go down on this girl but I realized she had mad mud crotch, so I said, "hell nah, put your pants back on and get the hell out, bitch... unforgivable!".
by sir poop crumbles April 27, 2008
mugGet the mud crotchmug.