Definitions by sir gibsalot

chronic masturbator  

A man who simply has a thing against carrying a loaded weapon around all the time.

Mother: *knocks on door* Billy, what are you doing in there?
Billy: uhhh... NOTHING.
Mother: Dammit Billy, you're a chronic masturbator just like your father.

chronic masturbator by sir gibsalot December 9, 2008