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orinda

some of the most hard core people you will ever meet. they live by the edge of their collars that have been pristinely pinned up to look golf-y. you’ll never meet an orindian without their golden retriever -crusty white poodle mix that was $48000. home to some of the best water polo players who know it. they wear their waterpolo gear ever day without washing it (yes, we can tell).

john: where are you from?
theodore: i’m mixed, 99% white 1% black. technically a minority

john: where did you live tho
theodore: oh, orinda

by sick and balls September 18, 2022