BAF

acronym of "bent as fuck" used as a complaint or protest to an annoying or bad situation
"fuck i just got detention!" "dude thats just baf"
by sholto bonham thomas February 27, 2004
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kursk

a huge shit that blocks up the u bend in a toilet and takes several flushes to go away.
"someones layed an absolute kursk in the shitters"
by sholto bonham thomas February 27, 2004
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