Definitions by sholto bonham thomas

henhemjamium 

a purple turkey smelling solid. the two hundred and forty seventh element of the periodic table. it has such properties as producing huge pairs of scissors to appear in the sky when added to common kryptonite mixed with mud

"and here we have henhemjamium the two hundred and forty seventh element....."

henhemjamium by sholto bonham thomas February 27, 2004

kursk 

a huge shit that blocks up the u bend in a toilet and takes several flushes to go away.

"someones layed an absolute kursk in the shitters"

kursk by sholto bonham thomas February 27, 2004