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Shfugly

"shuh"-"fug"-"ly"

Abbreviation for "short and fucking ugly".

Tash - "I had a disastrous date last night!"
Jazz - "Oh no why?!
Tash - "The guy was soooooo shfugly he made Frodo Baggins looks like Orlando Bloom! Tinder dating... Never again!"

by shfugly dude July 16, 2014