Definitions by shaun p

wank splat 

commonly used as an insult but often refered to the very messy end of a wanking session if not using your wank jammies...

guy1:dude that was weak!!
guy2:shut up you wank splat.

i had a wank last night and had wank splat all over my bed and got it on my hand...

wank splat by shaun p July 19, 2005