shartlover <33's definitions

shartsexual

sexually attracted to shart, like envisioning what sex using shart would be like. The s in SLGBTQ stands for shartsexual.

spreg: i hate shart
net: huh? does this mean your shartphobic?
spreg: **YOU'RE and yes
net: :( but im shartsexual
spreg: K *walks away*
net: *becomes brocken*

by shartlover <33 February 5, 2021