Definitions by shannon motowakan

PEEKA JEW

WHEN ONE HIDES IN THE BUSHES IN FRONT OF A JEWISH TEMPLE AND JUMPS OUT AND SCARES ANYONE WHO WALKS BYE HIM BY SCREAMING PEEKA JEW I SEE YOU!

I DROPPED A PENNY AND HID BEHIND MY CAR A MAN BENT OVER TO PICK IT UP I JUMPED OUT AND YELLED PEEKA JEW THE MAN NEARLY SHIT A MATZA!

PEEKA JEW by SHANNON MOTOWAKAN September 28, 2011

NIG NUG TREE 

NIG NUG TREE IS A BLACK CHRISTMAS TREE DECORATED WITH STOLEN GRAPE FLAVORED CANDY CANES MOST OF THEM BROKEN AND INSTEAD OF A STAR FOR A TOPPER A STOLEN HOOD ORNAMENT FROM A BUICK REGAL IS GLUED ON TOP!

A NIG NUG TREE IS FOUND AT THE BASE OF AN ERUPTED VOLCANO!

NIG NUG TREE by SHANNON MOTOWAKAN September 28, 2011

THUMB QUEERS 

OPINIONATED PEOPLE WITH LITTLE TO NO BRAIN ACTIVITY THUMB QUEERS

CLUELESS THUMB QUEERS WITH NO TALENT IMAGINE THAT THEIR ALWAYS RUNNIN THEIR SORRY MOUTH'S!

THUMB QUEERS by SHANNON MOTOWAKAN September 27, 2011

THE FALLING PIMP TREE 

TO PIMP SLAP A HOE BYE FALLING FORWARD LIKE A TREE THAT JUST GOT HIT BY LIGHTNING THEN EXTENDING ONES ARM IN THE OPPISITE DIRECTION THEN USING THE MOMENTUM YOU JAPSLAP THE SKIN OFF THAT BITCHES FACE FOR NOT PAYING UP WHAT HER TRICK ASS OWES YOU DATS THE FALLING PIMP TREE!

TRIK BETTER HAVE MY COINS OR ELSE SHE GONE GETS THE FALLING PIMP TREE

THE FALLING PIMP TREE by SHANNON MOTOWAKAN September 27, 2011

HYMANOSCOPY 

A new technique in hymen replacement surgery were we use white chocolate truffle squares in the hymens place very erotic and makes the sweet hunny pot much more paletable for your lover get it done today free trials availble absolutely brilliant raving sexual reviews from all Hymanoscopys performed to date

My husband wouldnt eat me now with this new truffle hyman its like buffet 24 hours a day its absolutely orgasmic i love my new hymanoscopy

HYMANOSCOPY by SHANNON MOTOWAKAN September 25, 2011

PORCELINE PAINTING 

WHEN ONE SITS ON THE TOILETTE AND SPRAYS THE BOWL WITH FECAL RAINBOWS CREATING A BEAUTIFUL PAINTING THATS PORCELINE PAINTING BABY

MY GOD I JUST SHIT ME A VANGO WHAT A GREAT PORCELINE PAINTING WORTHY OF A MUESEUM

PORCELINE PAINTING by SHANNON MOTOWAKAN September 25, 2011

SLOOTOPIA 

SLOOTOPIA IS A CORNICOPIA OF YOUNG FRESH UNIVERSITY GIRLS AS FAR AS THE EYE CAN SEE A UTTER SLOOTOPIA OF CUM CRAZED COEDS EAGER TO BE FILLED WITH THROBBING MAN STEEL

A VAST AREA FULL OF HOT YOUNG SLUTS BEGGING TO BE FILLED WITH MAN MUSTARD THATS A SLOOTOPIA HEAVEN FOR ALL MEN

SLOOTOPIA by SHANNON MOTOWAKAN September 22, 2011